August 24th, 2008
I want to trade in my new girlfriend for my ex-girlfriend
My new girlfriend is a complete psycho! All she ever talks about is her stupid cat and how she wants to be a international model. She only wants to go places where there are going to be a lot of people. She swears up and down the paparazzi will want to take her picture. I would do anything to get my ex back! At least she cared about me and wanted to spend quality time with me. I wonder if she is free to go out this weekend. Hopefully, I will be able to break things off with this want-to-be Paris Hilton by then!