Scrimdods

Just a few days ago, my wife came home with a thermaclear for our daughter. At the time, I had no idea what it was for. When my wife explained it to me, I freaked out, and told her that there was no way I would let our daughter zap away at her face with bolts of radiation. My wife laughed at me, and told me to go online and find a thermaclear review, or two, to set my mind at ease. Not only did I do that, but I looked up the technology behind it, so that I was sure my daughter wouldn’t grow a third eye. It turned out the thermaclear was safe, and people thought it worked. Well, in that case…